I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell
This is a t-shirt that you can actually buy if you roam around enough on the Internet.
May or may not have initiated sex last night by asking Alfred to “dick me down”.
Before you judge someone with an eating disorder, just take a moment to consider how sad, scary and lonely life is when all that matters is what you ate today…
Me checking my final grades on the internet: